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• Patty: {Hey, Krabappel: if you get in the way of that bouquet, I'll stuff that sunhat down your neck.
  } Burns: [being wheeled in] Smithers, take me home!...
• Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
  And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Burns: I should've known you were the only one stupid enough to kidnap you!
  Now get down here so I can spank you in front of this gawking rabble....
• Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left..
  . Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know Homer Simpson, he pitched in around the office while you were away....
• Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers] Aah!
  Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait a minute...
• Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics.
  Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club life....
• Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
  Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?...