Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics. Yale
will always be first in gentlemanly club life. Why, every friend
I have, I've made right here.
[an old Yalie walks up to Mr. Burns' car window]
Dink: Hello, Burnsie! It's your old roomie, Dink!
Burns: [groans] [pulls down the window shade]
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"