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• Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
  Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?...
• Mindy: Hi Homer... Homer: Mindy! [clears throat, glances at prepared speech on his hand which is now smeared] Oh no, I'm sweating like Roger Ebert.
  [reads] "Muh...Murphy: Use...you are a elf....
• Homer raises his arms one at a time in front of a fan] [Carl and Lenny hold hankies to their noses and cough] Carl
  [gagging] Homer, you should see a doctor -- I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell....
• Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
  [weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
• Homer: So anyway, Lenny and Carl are never around on Wednesdays and they don't tell me where they go.
  It's like a conspiracy. Bart: A conspiracy, eh? You think they might be involved in the Kennedy assassination in some way?...
• Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
  Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
  But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....