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Woman: This Plant Violates Every Labor Law In The Book.
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Woman: This plant violates every labor law in the book. We found a
missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Burns: That plane crashed on _my_ property.
-- Inalienable right of ownership,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
There was a reference to BRAZIL on Simpsons episode [1F07]
The Last Temptation of Homer, originally aired on December 9th, 1993....
Man: Look, Mr. Burns: we want to see some changes. For starters, you can reverse your sexist employment policies, and hire at least one woman.
Burns: All right...I'll bring in a woman. But I still stand by my hiring policies....
Martin: Behold, the power plant of the future, today!
Burns: Yuchh. Too cold and sterile. Where's the heart?...
Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong....
Man: Agent Wesson, Department of Labor. This man is an illegal alien!
Burns: That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie....
Bereft: missing the last plane to Japan.
Marge: Homer, you didn't tell me Mr. Burns went broke and lost the nuclear power plant!
Homer: Now I can't remember every little thing that happens in my day....
All but Homer: Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer! Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
[Homer gets a strike; they cheer] Home...
Homer: {Listen carefully and my words will shape images as clear as any TV show.
} It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live....