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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Bart: I'm outside. I got away with it. I'm free! [a hand falls on his shoulder] Brodka
  Son, would you open your coat, please? Bart: Uh....
• Brodka: [pounding the TV off] All right, show's over.
  Bart: Er, excuse me? Brodka: You think you're pretty smart, don't you?...
• Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
  Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: Ohh, I'll never get that game. Marge: [walking in] Tuck-in time!
  [singing] All aboard the sleepy train To visit Mother Goose....
• Bart: [smiling nervously] So we're just going to do this photo and get out, right?
  Budda bing, budda boom. Lisa: I want to look at the pets, and write things on the typewriters, and see if the new dictionaries are in!...
• Marge: Homer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is egg nog.
  Homer: 'Tis the season, Marge! We only get thirty sweet noggy days....
• Marge: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about this warning.
  I really hope you try harder. Homer: Whew!...