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• Brodka: Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson? This is detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
  That's right, Don Brodka. Your son Bart has been caught shoplifting....
• Bart: I'm outside. I got away with it. I'm free! [a hand falls on his shoulder] Brodka
  Son, would you open your coat, please? Bart: Uh....
• Marge: Uh oh, almost forgot to lock the doors. [the locks slam down like a jail cell door closing] Ba
  [groaning] Ohh... [the seat back turns into Brodka] Brodka...
• Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
  Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid your son broke the eleventh commandme...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Look at these bills: chains for elephant. Shots for elephant.
  -- "Oversized decorative poncho"?! Bart: Technically it's for a giraffe, but I think I can let it out a little....
• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
  Twenty-two points, plus triple-word-score, plus fifty points for using all my letters....
• Bart: Hi Jessica. Jessica: Hi Bart. Come to watch me suffer?
  Bart: I just wanted to let you know that even though this was a difficult experience, I really learned a lot....