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Sherri+Terri: Nice Glasses, Four-eyes! Tee Hee Hee.
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Sherri+Terri: Nice glasses, four-eyes! Tee hee hee.
Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes, uh...two-feet. Yeah.
Martin: Your appearance is comical to me.
-- Bart walks into class with new glasses and shoes,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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