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Homer: [unhappy] Well, I Guess You'll Want To Come In.
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Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
Mindy: [bright] OK.
Homer: [mocking] "OK!"
[They sit on the bed]
Mindy: This was a really nice night, Homer.
Homer: Yeah, yeah.
-- Homer, appreciative date,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
Related:
Homer: [hesitant] So...what do you guys think of Mindy?
Carl: Seems OK. Anybody see the game last night?...
Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's society, heh....
Mindy: What's wrong? Homer: Oh, yeah, like you don't know.
[weeping] We're gonna have sex! Mindy: Oh...well, we don't have to....
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....
Mindy: Homer? [whispers] I got a really wicked idea that could get us into a _lot_ of trouble.
Homer: Oh, Mindy...we have to fight our temptation....
Homer: Whew! I made it the whole day without seeing her again.
[The elevator arrives and Homer gets in. The door closes and he notices he's crammed in with Mindy] Aah!...
Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....
Smithers: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your new co-worker, Mindy Simmons.
I think she has a degree in Engineering or something....