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Mindy: [sighs] What A Perfect Evening. It Sure Was Nice Of Them To Make Us Cheeseburgers.
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Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make
us cheeseburgers.
Homer: Uh, yeah.
-- At a Chinese restaurant,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
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Homer: [unhappy] Well, I guess you'll want to come in.
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Nelson: Yeah, nice shoes, uh...two-feet. Yeah....
Even the Chinese are against me. -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home
Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
Um...I think we'll find we have very little in common....