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• Krusty: Hi, kids! Who do you love? Kids: Krusty!
  Krusty: How much do you love me? [Bart and Lisa watch the show at home] Bart+Lisa+Kid...
• Krusty: Don't blame me... Krusty+Kids: <I> didn't do it!
  -- Words to live by, "Krusty Gets Busted...
• Krusty: I don't know how to thank you kids. Bart: That's all right, Krusty.
  Lisa: We're getting fifty percent of the T-shirt sales....
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Krusty: [surrounded by reporters] No, this slide is perfectly safe.
  This was an isolated incident. Kent Brockma...
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• Kent: For another opinion... Krusty: [laughs] Hi, kids!
  [laughs] Kent: Krusty, please. We're giving you the opportunity to participate in a serious discussion, here....
• Judge: Krusty the Clown, how do you plead? Krusty
  [brightly] I plead guilty, your honor. [huge gasp from the crowd, Krusty looks around surprised] Atty...