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• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
  I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
  Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....
• Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
  [they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
• Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
  Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
• Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
  What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....
• Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
  So don't bother pointing that out....
• Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
  Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....
• Homer: Now you Boy! Bart: [scared] Oh. [plane approaches cops standing on their cars] You can't escape Bob.
  If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will....