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Bob: By The Way, I'm Aware Of The Irony Of Appearing On TV In Order To Decry It.
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Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to
decry it. So don't bother pointing that out.
-- Bob, well-versed in language arts,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
Bob: Oh. I know that voice. TV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed Vanessa Redgrave!
-- A bad Fox special in TV land, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob! [everyone gasps and screams] Bob
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things....
Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Bob: Ahh, Westminster Abbey. Edward the Confessor himself could not have done better.
Now to set the clocks to Greenwich Mean Time....
Krusty: What is the freaking holdup? Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
-- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who, uh, eats people and takes their faces?
Prisoner #4: I'm right here, chief! Wiggum: Oh....
Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...