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• Hapablap: You know what really frosts my Kelvinator?
  That friutcup's probably still laughing at us from his damn hidey-hole....
• Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
  Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
• Bob: Oh. I know that voice. TV's bottomless chum bucket has claimed Vanessa Redgrave!
  -- A bad Fox special in TV land, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
• Bob: Well, at least I'll have my revenge! Bart: Bob, no!
  Lisa: Don't you see? That would be taking the easy way out....
• Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of Sideshow Bob!
  Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!...
• Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
  Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....
• Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
  Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...
• Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
  What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....
• Lisa: Bart. Bart! What are you doing? We've got to get out of here.
  Bart: Target sighted. Launching air-to-nerd missile!...