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Intercom: Prepare To Engage Enemy. [the Jets Speed Past] Bogey's Air Speed Not Sufficient For Intercept.
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Intercom: Prepare to engage enemy.
[the jets speed past]
Bogey's air speed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we
get out and walk.
-- The air force guys in hot pursuit,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
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