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Guard: Stamp Your Hand For Reentry. [the Crowd Runs Past In A Panic] Ba
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Guard: Stamp your hand for reentry.
[the crowd runs past in a panic]
Bart: Hey! Cool! I want to be around when those guns start going off.
-- The mass exodus from the air show,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
Bart: Way to guard the parking lot, Top Gun. Guard
I have three medals for this. -- Heroism at its finest, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming...
Lisa: High-toned voice...Bart, that's it! I know where Sideshow Bob is hiding!
[they start running] When Bob broadcast that message, his voice was higher then normal....
Homer: Free Duff!? Viva life! -- Homer at the Air Show, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming
Krusty: Aaah! Not my extendo-glove! They haven't made those since the war.
Oh, not my Paris backdrop! How am I going to make fun of the Frogs!...
Bob: There. That's the last condom wrapper. [a jet flies by, blowing all the neatly piled trash away] Oh, I renew my objection to this pointless endeavor!
Informally now and by affidavit later. Time permitting....
Intercom: Prepare to engage enemy. [the jets speed past] Bogey's air speed not sufficient for intercept.
Suggest we get out and walk....
All but Marge: Yeah! Yes. All right! Marge
[drolly] Yeah. Lisa: I want to meet the first female Stealth Bomber pilot....
Soldier: Ooh, sorry. We don't normally drive these in the Air Force.
Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating mutant!...
Bob: [reading from the bomb casing] "Best before November 1959.
Dammit, Bob. There were plenty of brand new bombs, but you had to go for that retro 50s charm....