Marge: Are You Interesting In That Motorized Tie Rack, Principal Skinner?

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Marge: Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal
Skinner? [turns it on]
Skinner: Hmm. It's awfully loud.
Marge: Well, you can always take the motor out and use it as an
ordinary tie rack. [does so]
Skinner: [scoffs] But now the ties are motionless, and those in back are
virtually inaccessible. Well, it's a moot point, as I have
only one tie to begin with. I believe I'll pass. [walks off]
[pops head back] Have you sold that tie rack yet?
Marge: No.
Skinner: I'll take it.
-- Spanky can't pass up a bargain, "Two Bad Neighbors"

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