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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: Why don't we invite Mr. Bergstrom to dinner?
  Lisa: Oh, Mom! That's wonderful! Can I find out his favorite dish and help you make it?...
• Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.
  } Skinner: {Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath pillow that mother and I both enjoy....
• Lisa: They don't like being broken up. Marge: We've got to be realistic, kids.
  Who's going to have a big enough heart to take care of 25 puppies?...
• Frank: Congratulations, and welcome to the dynamic world of mobile pretzel retailing.
  Marge: When can I start? Where's my territory? Frank...
• Homer: The old make-out place. Hey, a new weather station!
  I'll bash it good! [sighs] Oh, it's just no fun without Marge....
• Lisa: Ew! Mom, this whole thing is really creepy. Are you sure you won't talk to Dad?
  Marge: Mmm, I'd like to, honey, but I'm not sure how....
• Well, here I am -- 11905 Dead Weasel Road. I don't see any apartment building.
  -- You SURE you don't smell a fish, Marge?, "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....