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• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...
• All right. His story checks out.
• Homer: Oh, man: I've only got one minute 'till they stop serving those breakfast balls!
  [stops behind Bush at the drive thru] George...
• George: I'm sorry I spanked your boy, Homer. Home
  Woo hoo! In your face, Bush. Now apologize for the tax hike....
• George: Hey, turkeys! Behind you. [Bart and Homer turn around] Home
  For the last time, Bush, apologize for spanking my boy!...