Homer: Hey, we haven't watched TV in a while! [turns it on]
Kent: Tonight, "Eye On Springfield" takes a look at the secret affairs
of Kennedy, Eisenhower, Bush, and Clinton. Did fooling around on
their wives make them great? We'll find out next, when we play
"Hail to the Cheat."
Homer: [whimpers, changes channels]
Man: {The Burmese Melon Fly has over a thousand sex partners, and
suffers virtually no guilt --}
Homer: {[whimpers, changes channels]
[A bunch of scantily clad women work out on weight machines]}
Woman: [seductive] Just do it!
Homer: Aah! [runs out]
Woman: {[seductive] Examine your scalp for ringworm. [Caption:
"National Ringworm Association (The Other N.R.A.)"]}
-- Homer tries to avoid thinking about Mindy,
"The Last Temptation of Homer"
