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• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Maude: What brings you to Springfield? Barbara: Well, George and I just wanted to be private citizens again -- go where nobody cared about politics.
  So we found the town with the lowest voter turnout in America....
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• George: I'll ruin you like a Japanese banquet! I'll take your head and -- Gorbachev!
  Heh, what are you doing here? Mikhail: I just dropped by with present for warming of house....
• Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush! Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
  Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's awful grumpy....
• Ned: Howdily doodily, there, President Bush -- or should I say, "President Neighbor"!
  I'm Ned Flanders, and this is Maude, Rod, and Todd....
• Homer: [chuckles] This is going to be sweet. Two hundred bottle rockets and George Bush doing toe touches by an open window!
  Bart: You get one up his butt, it's a million points....
• Bart: Who's that, George? George: That's me with Charlton Heston.
  He was -- Bart: Who's that, George? George: Er -- see, you wouldn't know him....
• Barbara: I really feel awful about your lawn, Marge.
  George can be so stubborn when he thinks he's right....