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• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Homer: Come on, guys! Let's be the team that supports each other.
  [chanting] You can do it, Otto! You can do it, Otto!...
• Homer: Let me set the scene for you, Marge. Marge: All right.
  Homer: It's a 7-10 split. Marge: Uh huh? Homer: The hardest shot in bowling....
• Otto: Whoa. I can't believe I got booted off the team for Mr.
  Businessman. Pfft! I bet I'll get respect once I get that Harvard diploma....
• Marge: No, I will _not_ pay you $500 for sex! Home
  Aw, come on, Marge! You're getting something in return, and I'm getting a bowling team....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
  Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off] -- Even if she disowns me, "Team Home...
• Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right, that's it, Home
  either Burns goes, or Moe goes. Apu: Yes, I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar threat with my name in place of Moe's name....
• Homer: First Bush invades my home turf, then he takes my pals, then he makes fun of the way I talk -- probably.
  Now he steals my right to raise a disobedient, smart-alecky son!...