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• Nerd 2: Oh, man, I can't believe you failed. Home
  [whining] Oh, I'm going to lose my job just 'cause I'm dangerously unqualified!...
• Nerd 2: OK, guys: push him out of the way in exactly three seconds.
  Nerd 1: Should we correct for wind resistance? Nerd 3...
• Nerd 1: Hey, the pig's acting kind of funny. Nerd 2
  He and Mr. Simpson split a case of malt liquor. Nerd 3...
• Marge: If you're going for a ride, I'd like you to take Bart and Lisa.
  Homer: [plaintively] But Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good....
• Homer: Guys, believe me, I didn't mean to get you expelled.
  Nerd 3: Oh, don't worry, Mr. Simpson, we can take care of ourselves....
• Nerd 1: Come on, Mr. Simpson, you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
  Homer: Ehh, I'll write it on my hand. Nerd 1: Ho!...
• Homer: Come on, guys. Look at yourselves! All you do is study.
  I'm going to show you the true meaning of college...
• Homer: Look, the important thing is that we all learned a lesson.
  These guys learned the richness and variety of the world outside college....
• Prez: [on TV] Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit.
  As you know, I _am_ the President of the United States....