Homer: [reads writing on his palm] "Mindy, because of our uncontrollable
attraction, I think we should avoid each other from now on."
Lenny: [reads writing on his own palm] "Max, what I did, I did because
of alcohol and anger."
Man 2: [reads writing on his own large palm] "I am tired of these jokes
about my giant hand. The first such incidents occurred in 1956
when..."
-- Useful memory aids, "The Last Temptation of Homer"
