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• You kids should thank your mother. Now that she's a better person, we can see how awful we really are.
  -- Homer at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• Marge: Homer, please. I have to alter this suit so it looks different for tomorrow.
  Homer: [yawns] Just slap some bumper stickers on it and come to bed, will you, Marge?...
• Homer drives to the entrance of the country club] Marge
  Homer, what are you doing? Homer: I'm driving up to the main building....
• I knew my kind wasn't welcome here.
  -- Krusty at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Marge: Bart, comb your hair. Homer, I don't think you should wear a short-sleeved shirt with a tie.
  Homer: But Sipowicz does it. Marge: If Detective Sipowicz jumped off a cliff, would you do that too?...
• Rauberta: Love your outfit, Marge. The vest says "Let's have lunch", but the culottes say "You're paying".
  -- At the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Mom, look, I found something more fun than complaining!
  -- Lisa rides the pony at the country club, "Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...