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Marge, Did You Know That Kennedy And Lincoln Had The Same Handicap?
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Marge, did you know that Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
-- Homer reads a book about golf,
"Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield"
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That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
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