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• Bart: Here we go. Kwyjibo. [places his tiles] K-W-Y-J-I-B-O.
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  Bart: That's a postdated check, remember. Don't cash it 'til...
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  Bart: There's a special down at the Tacomat: a hundred tacos for a hundred dollars....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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• Human: an erudite ape with less hair and more money.
• Planet of the Apes Get your stinking claws off me, you damn dirty ape! --Charlton Hesto