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• Tutor: Fifteen minute recess, Milhouse. The recess assignment is chapter three through seven.
  Milhouse: Yay! Recess! [tears outside] Ba...
• Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
  Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...
• Milhouse: [on the walkie talkie] Milhouse to Bart.
  Do you want to come over and play? Ba...
• Bart: Hi, is Milhouse home? Mrs. VH: He's playing in the dirt with his army men -- oh, and a white piece of paper, I believe.
  [Bart gasps, runs to the back of the house] Milhouse...
• Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
  Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of this photo?...
• Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
  Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know, heh....
• Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
  [a space-suited figure answers the door] Robo...
• Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
  Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
• Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of us got the part.
  [Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands in front of him] I didn't do it....