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• Father! Uncle Apu! A teacher was in the closet with the principal and he had as many arms as Vishnu and they were all very busy.
  -- Pahusacheta Nahasapeemapetilon, "Grade School Confidential...
• Ladies and gentlemen... Krusty the Clown... is dead. -- Chief Wiggum, "Bart the Fink
• That's it, no more autographs. They're naming a burger after me at the new restaurant.
  -- Krusty, "Bart the Fink...
• McAllister: Arr, I've got some customers. Call me back, Ishmael. -- "Bart the Fink
• Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (S)it shiva
• It's no use, Bart. We've looked up and down these docks, from Pier One to that Pier One by Pier 17.
  -- Lisa, on the search for Krusty, "Bart the Fink...
• Reporter: I have a question for Apu de Beaumarchais.
  Isn't it true that you're really an Indian?...
• [Unbelievably gross and offensive expletive deleted]
• My Grandpa Zev would turn over in his grave if it wasn't filled with some veteran.
  -- Krusty when his mansion is foreclosed, "Bart the Fink...