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• I'm going to miss you, Krusty. Me and all the other Sideshows.
  .. except Sideshow Bob. -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• Ladies and gentlemen... Krusty the Clown... is dead. -- Chief Wiggum, "Bart the Fink
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Bart: After the supermarket, we'll go to the video store, grab a Krusty Burger, and head for the arcade.
  Lisa: Bart, Grampa's a kindly old man. He trusts us....
• Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
  Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
• Homer: Lesse, I'll have four tax burgers, one IRS-wich, withhold the lettuce, four dependent-sized sodas, and a FICA-ccino.
  Kid: Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks....
• Emcee: And now, to help introduce our fantastic new burger -- the one with ketchup -- here he is, coming in by parachute
  Krusty the Klown! [sound of Homer yelling, getting rapidly louder] [he smashes through the hamburger display...
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
• Bart: Okay, Milhouse, how many Krusty autographs should I put you down for?
  Milhouse: A hundred! Bart: Consider it done. -- "Like Father, Like Clow...