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• Lisa: Are you Rory B. Bellows? Rory: Yes. Bart: How about Krusty the Klown?
  Rory: Sorry, I don't do impressions. Bart: Well, if you're not Krusty, how come you have the exact same signature as him?...
• Krusty sails out of view] Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better than regular people?
  Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected than all the educators in the country put together!...
• Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
  Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
• Burns: But they're so wretchedly adorable. 25 little Rory Calhouns.
  ..I can't do it. But I can kill you. [Lisa whimpers like a puppy] No, I can't kill you either....
• Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
  The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
  [they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons begin to look] "Lisa...
• In the midst of our sorrow, we can take solace in the fact that your elevated blood alcohol level probably helped you burn up quicker.
  -- Melvin van Horne at Krusty's funeral, "Bart the Fink...
• Clerk: Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid. Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.
  Some might say you're a hero, kid. Not me, however, I love Krusty....
• Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
  I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....