Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man?
Hibbert: [chuckles] Why, Bart, telling you that would violate the
patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you
that Jasper here has five seconds to live.
Jasper: What did he say?
Mrs. Glick: He said I'm next!
-- Jasper Moleman?, "Bart the Fink"
