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• Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
  I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
• Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
  Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?...
• Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
  I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
• Edna: Seymour, you're being _totally_ unfair and the teachers won't stand for it.
  Skinner: You don't have the guts to strike. Edna...
• Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
• Homer: Hear ye, hear ye. My daughter has something to say about Jebediah Springfield.
  Moe: Aw, look. That cutie wants to say something cute....
• Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
  Mrs. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic....
• Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
  Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2...
• Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
  [giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....