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• Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa
• Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
  Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
• Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
  Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2...
• Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
  Mrs. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic....
• Skinner: Ooh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry.
  [pulls sheet off] Pre-packaged "Star Wars" characters, still in their display box?...
• Hoover: Ralph, A. Janey, A. And Lisa, for your, ahem, essay "Jebediah Springfield
  Super Fraud", F. Lisa: But it's all true. Hoove...
• Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
  Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?...
• Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
  I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
• Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
  [giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....