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Ralph: ... And When The Doctor Said I Didn't Have Worms Any More, That Was The Happiest Day Of My Life.
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Ralph: ... and when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that
was the happiest day of my life.
Mrs. Hoover: Thank you, Ralph, very graphic.
-- Reading essays in front of the class,
"Lisa the Greek"
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and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
-- Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love Lisa...
Lisa: Ohhh, my family just doesn't understand my new found vegetarianism.
Compared to them the public schools are a haven of enlightenment....
Hoover: Now, here's an oral extra-credit question. What was Christopher Columbus actually looking for when he discovered America?
Lisa: [puts her hand up] Ooh! Ooh! Hoover: Anyone besides Lisa for a change?...
Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy? Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph.
I'm Miss Hoover. -- "Lisa the Iconocla...
The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my daddy's knee when the Sai
who were four-and-a-half point favorites, but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread....
Ralph: My parents won't let me use scissors. Cla
[giggles and snickers] Ms. Hoover: The children are right to laugh, Ralph....
Miss Hoover: You see, class, my lyme disease turned out to be [spells it on the board] psychosomatic.
Ralph: Does that mean you're crazy? Student 2...
Miss Hoover, I glued my head to my shoulder Heh. -- Ralph, "I Love Lisa