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• Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do] Smithe
  [hands Burns a card] Burns: Thank you all. Smithe...
• Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns! Burns: Hello there.
  .. uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson, Homer....
• Burns: Careful, Smithers! That sponge has corners, you know.
  Smithers: I'll go find a spherical one, sir. -- Mr. Burns takes a bath, "Burns' Hei...
• Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
  I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson....
• Burns takes the puppies out of a bath] Burns: There you are.
  ..there you go, little fellow...and you. [one of the puppies stands on its hind legs] [gasps] Smithers, look...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
  Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer attempts a reconciliation with his estranged son....
• Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes, Smithers.
  And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread....