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Burns: Musicians, Cease That Infernal Tootling! [they Do] Smithe
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Burns: Musicians, cease that infernal tootling! [they do]
Smithers: [hands Burns a card]
Burns: Thank you all.
Smithers: [hands another card]
Burns: Ah... For coming.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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