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Burns: Scrub Harder. Got To Get That Layer Of Dead Skin Off.
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Burns: Scrub harder. Got to get that layer of dead skin off.
Homer: [groans]
-- Burns' personal hygiene, "Homer the Smithers"
Related:
Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
-- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
.. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....
Smithers, this is a golden opportunity! If we can get him alive, we can put him on Broadway!
Dead, we'll sell monkey stew to the Army!...
Homer's astral body rises from Homer's physical body] Smithe
[examines Homer's dead body] Mr....
Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
Can't they get a pole for that sign? -- Homer seeing a hitchhiker, "Burns, Baby Bu
Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
Burns: Smithers, who is this saucy fellow? Smithe
Homer Simpson, sir. Sector sieben-Grueber, I mean, sector 7-G....