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• Smithers, get him out quickly. The stench is overpowering.
  -- Burns finds Homer's "dead" body, `If I Only Had a Brain' in "Treehouse of Horror II...
• Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
  Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
• Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Home
  My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently....
• Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
  [holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt] And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew!...
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr.
  Burns. After she tears into him I'll rush in and save the day....
• Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers? Smithe
  Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators from sector 7-G....
• Burns: Scrub harder. Got to get that layer of dead skin off.
  Homer: [groans] -- Burns' personal hygiene, "Homer the Smithe...
• Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
  Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....