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• Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
• Marge: What if he's crazy? Homer: And what if he's not?
  Then we'd look like idiots. Burns Baby Bu...
• Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
  If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you....
• Marge: What are you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out down here.
  Homer: Hiding out?? Pfft. Marge, you've been reading too many hideout books....
• Burns: Scrub harder. Got to get that layer of dead skin off.
  Homer: [groans] -- Burns' personal hygiene, "Homer the Smithe...
• Burns: Throw him out, Smithers! Homer: You don't have to do that, Mr.
  Burns. I can throw <myself> out....
• Homer: Mr. Burns, are you trying to get me drunk? Bu
  Yes. -- A brief moment of honesty from Monty Burns, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Bo Derek: [v.o.] Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
  -- Homer and Larry watch "Too Many Grandmas," "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....