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• Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
  -- Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show, "Mr. Plow...
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• Troy: Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
  You may remember me from such educational films as "Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun" and "Firecracke...
• ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
  We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in the Backfield"....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
  Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bouvier?...
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....