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• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
  [Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm seeing stars here!...
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as `Cry, Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'!
  But today I'd like to tell you about a pleasant-tasting candy that actually cleans and straightens your teeth!...
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
  Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bouvier?...
• Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as "Designated Drive
  The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness"....