Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful! John Law tells me
I might need to wear these glasses.
Selma: You? [giggle] Nonsense! You're Troy McClure! I remember you from
such films as "Meet Joe Blow" and "Give My Remains to Broadway".
Stars like you don't need glasses.
[Troy smiles suggestively at Selma, who smiles back at him]
Patty: Yech!
-- That's still some improvement over Barney,
"A Fish Called Selma"