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• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Wiggum: License please? [Troy hands his license] Says here you need corrective lenses.
  Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?...
• Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
  Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bouvier?...
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
• Selma: But... don't you love me? Troy: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca.
  Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's i...
• Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier, take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?
  Selma: I already told you, yes. Rev.: If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace....