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• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
  Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....