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Bart: [in admiration] This play has everything!
Homer: Oh, I love legitimate theater.
-- They're butchering the classics!,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...
Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
.. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me, Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
Selma: Remember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
Who knew the dream would come true for one of us. [Marge looks disappointed] Oh, come on!...
Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.
Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night at the bar....
Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
Marge: I wrote a poem for you this afternoon, Homer.
It's called, `To a Husband'. Homer: Okay, okay....