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Tonight, A Stowaway Bear Is Terrorizing Space Shuttle Astronauts.
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Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts. But
first, a sneak peak at tomorrow's Itchy & Scratchy parade.
-- Important news first, "The Day the Violence Died"
Related:
You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family
Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Dog....
Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade....
The court rules in favor of Mr. Lampwick. Itchy & Scratchy Studios will pay a restitution of 800 billion dollars.
.. though that amount will probably come down a bit on appeal....
Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
[punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back....
Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...
Bart: You invented Itchy? The _Itchy & Scratchy_ Itchy?
Chester: Sure. In fact, I invented the whole concept of cartoon violence....
Well, Itchy & Scratchy are gone, but here's a cartoon that tries to make learning fun!
[tries to laugh, then moans] Sorry about this kids, but stay tuned...
Susan: Oh, now the parade has entered Bumtown! Oh, it's all just so exciting Dave!
Dave: This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route....
Dear purveyors of senseless violence: I know this may sound silly at first, but I believe that the cartoons you show to our children are influencing their behavior in a negative way.
Please try to tone down the psychotic violence in your otherwise fine programming....