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• Tonight, a stowaway bear is terrorizing space shuttle astronauts.
  But first, a sneak peak at tomorrow's Itchy & Scratchy parade....
• Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
  You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the studio's gate, bearing a "Out of business" sign] Ba...
• Bart: You've got to make more Itchy & Scratchy cartoons.
  Lisa: The judge says it's okay as long as you pay Mr....
• The court rules in favor of Mr. Lampwick. Itchy & Scratchy Studios will pay a restitution of 800 billion dollars.
  .. though that amount will probably come down a bit on appeal....
• Lisa: Who are all these characters? Bart: Well, you're probably too young to remember the short-lived "Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour".
  They had to come up with some friends. There's Disgruntled Goat, Uncle Ant, Ku Klux Klam....
• Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy & Scratchy"!
  Lawyer: Please sign these papers indicating that you did not save "Itchy & Scratchy"....
• Meyer: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky dog
  I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie, only more proactive....
• Bart: You can't just go back to the gutter. You created Itchy, you should be a millionaire.
  Chester: Ah, Roger Myers wouldn't give me a cent in the '20s....
• Hutz: Are you saying, _under oath_ Mr. Myers, that your father didn't steal any of the characters associated with your studio?
  Myers: Well, I don't think I _am_ under oath, but....