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• Abe: Son, we want to help you catch that plug-ugly yegg.
  Homer: [sweet] Dad, the best way for you to help is to set a good example....
• Abe: And to my son Homer -- Homer: Woo-hoo! Abe: -- and his entire family -- Home
  D'oh! Abe: -- I leave these: a box of mint-condition 1918 liberty-head silver dollars....
• You don't fuck around with the infinite -- Mean Stree
• Bart: Hurry up and finish eating! Homer: You're steering fine, boy.
  Hard to the right! Bart: Oh! Homer: Hard to the left!...
• Picard: "What do you think of the Enterprise-D?" Sco
  She's a beauty. With a good crew." Picard: "But....
• Quimby: And this proposed expressway will bring increased commerce to our local merchants.
  [people gab amongst themselves] Abe: What's in it for us?...
• Bart: Dr. Hibbert, who was that man? Hibbert: [chuckles] Why
  Bart, telling you that would violate the patient-doctor privilege, just as if I were to tell you that Jasper here has five seconds to live....
• I'll tell you what made this town great! Good old-fashioned gumption.
  there's nothing here a little elbow-grease won't fix....
• logical adj. [from the technical term `logical device', wherein a physical device is referred to by an arbitrary `logical' name] Having the role of.
  If a person (say, Les Earnest at SAIL) who had long held a certain post left and were replaced, the replacement would for a while be known as the `logical' Les Earnest....