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Marge: That Does It! One Of Them Has To Go. Homer: Okay, Grampa.
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Marge: That does it! One of them has to go.
Homer: Okay, Grampa.
Marge: No, the B-U-M.
Homer: [moans]
-- The love of Homer for his father shows up yet again,
"The Day the Violence Died"
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