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• Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
  Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
• Lisa: So it's true: some cartoons _do_ encourage violence.
  [punches Bart] Bart: Ow! We gotta get Itchy & Scratchy back....
• Lisa: [moans] I give up, there's nothing we can do.
  Bart: Yeah, I agree. You wanna start on trying to get Apu out of jail?...
• Homer: Oh, it's just Bart and a mysterious stranger.
  -- No need to worry, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Bart: There's a box you can sleep in. Chester: Thanks.
  Bart: Just move that cot out of the way. Cheste...
• Bart: Lisa, if I ever stop loving violence, I want you to shoot me.
  Lisa: Will do. -- Let someone who still loves it do it, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Satan: Come on, Lisa. Watch a little cable with us.
  Heh heh. It won't cost you a thing ... EXCEPT YOUR SOUL!...
• Homer: Which one's Itchy? The car? Bart: The mouse.
  Homer: Oh. I guess it's not him then....